![]() 10/04/2018 at 16:53 • Filed to: Funny | ![]() | ![]() |
Long story short, we were talking about PMS.
The wife makes a remark about being kinda me being kind of bitchy lately.
Me : It’s just sympathy PMS, I was trying to join the club.
Her : Just so you know, you might want to rethink your membership. PMS doesn’t stand for Plymouth Motors Syndicate...........
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Pantone Matching System?
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My family is Muslim... I don’t fast during Ramadan cause I get migraines.
My sister fasts every day during the month of Ramadan. Few years ago she walks in my room with a bagel on a plate. She told me “I’m not fasting today so we can go out for lunch!”
“Okay, cause it’s... ah, got it.”
“Yep.”
“Please tell me that is jelly or jam
on your bagel.”
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I know more about PMC than PMS. And by PMC I mean Peerless, which is the best company ever, says so in the name.
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P ontiac M ontana SV 6. She was within a wide ballpark.
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Peugeot MotorSport.